||[Sep. 4th, 2004|12:58 pm]
|||||common rider - one ton||]|
so yeah, we got a show tonight. dont think we're running into that much competiton, except wallet drain from last night, i suppose. folks should come out nonetheless, its going to be owl enchilada v the state of godachutsetts. following that i will have sex with a ham sandwich on stage and give it to some unsuspecting 12 y/o girl to it, because im a pedophile with my food. after that she will be drugged, and i can take her home and flambe her arm. 't will be joyous, so joyous, i havent eaten soft tender young girl arm in a while.
with a lil bit of mint jelly, it cant be beat. its like if you took the most succulent pork in the world, and prettied it up so jews and moslems alike could share in the feast.
anyways, come to the goddamn show, assholes.